Monday, December 22, 2025
ADVT 
Hollywood

Ouch! 5 Memorable Zingers From Joan Rivers, Who Died At Age 81

The Associated Press , 04 Sep, 2014 02:00 PM
  • Ouch! 5 Memorable Zingers From Joan Rivers, Who Died At Age 81
When it came to insults, Joan Rivers aimed everywhere: Elizabeth Taylor and Justin Bieber, Michelle Obama and Michael Jackson. Even celebrity babies weren't safe.
 
And sometimes the target was Joan Rivers
 
Here are five memorable zingers by the comedian, who died Thursday at age 81:
 
—"Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favourite food is seconds."
 
—"I've never seen a six-month-old so desperately in need of a waxing," on North West, daughter of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian.
 
—"I've had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to Tupperware."
 
—"Boy George is all England needs — another queen who can't dress."
 
—"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."

MORE Hollywood ARTICLES

'Justin Bieber needs to manage own life now'

'Justin Bieber needs to manage own life now'
American singer Usher believes that pop star Justin Bieber needs to take control of his own life following his recent run-ins with the law and bad publicity.

'Justin Bieber needs to manage own life now'

Jennifer Lopez's beau terms romance rumours 'nasty'

Jennifer Lopez's beau terms romance rumours 'nasty'
Singer-actress Jennifer Lopez's dancer boyfriend Casper Smart has responded to reports that he's been flirting with a transgender model behind the pop superstar's back. He has called the story "nasty".

Jennifer Lopez's beau terms romance rumours 'nasty'

Beach wedding for Nicki Minaj?

Beach wedding for Nicki Minaj?
The “Starships” hitmaker, who recently sparked rumours she's engaged to her boyfriend of ten years Safaree Samuels, has already starting planning her big day and has an ideal location in mind

Beach wedding for Nicki Minaj?

Motherhood keeps Katie Price away from make-up

Motherhood keeps Katie Price away from make-up
British model Katie Price says she doesn't wear make-up now since she's too busy taking care of her children and sticks to using Vaseline to keep her lips moisturised.

Motherhood keeps Katie Price away from make-up

Mark Wahlberg hasn't looked in a mirror in 10 years

Mark Wahlberg hasn't looked in a mirror in 10 years
Actor Mark Wahlberg isn't trying to impress anyone and doesn't pay much attention to his looks.

Mark Wahlberg hasn't looked in a mirror in 10 years

Robert Downey Jr. designed 'Chef' posters

Robert Downey Jr. designed 'Chef' posters
Robert Downey Jr. is not just a wonderful actor and filmmaker, but also a creative person, who loves to experiment and put together interesting pieces on the computer. He did the same for the posters of his forthcoming film "Chef".

Robert Downey Jr. designed 'Chef' posters