Stephen Colbert Mocks Justin Bieber Orlando Bloom Fight

“Tonight, I am sad to report another international dispute that has erupted in senseless violence,” Colbert opens, maintaining a serious and concerned tone as footage of ABC World News’ report on the Ibiza beef rolls onscreen.

 

“Yes, early reports indicate that Justin Bieber had his first hit in years. The roots of this conflict are, of course, Byzantine and ancient.”