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Jaspal Bhatti’s Nonsense Club Launches ‘Coaching Classes’ For Lok Sabha Polls

Darpan News Desk IANS, 08 Apr, 2019 09:08 PM

    Inaugurating the coaching centre, Savita Bhatti, member, Nonsense Club, said these classes were the need of the hour.

     

    Like for entrance into the civil services and professional colleges, politics has become the most profitable business, she quipped.


    With the opening of this coaching centre, the voters and the leaders will be educated in the latest trends in voting and elections, she said.


    Our experienced faculty of Vinod Sharma, Pummy Sidhu, Gurtej Tej and Arwinder Bedi will be teaching the voters how to sell their votes to the most lucrative bidder.


    They should not be tempted to sell their votes to the first person that comes along, she said and added ’Apni zidd pai adey raho’ will be the motto.


    Vinod Sharma, co founder of Nonsense Club, said everyday there is a change in a leader’s status.


    One day he’s in party a, the other day in party b, the third day in party c and fourth day he launches a new party d, he said.


    These ’dal badlu’ leaders are the life and soul of the elections and for the first 100 of them we have early bird discounts, he said.


    The leaders will also be taught to speak eloquently on topics by our ladies wing of Pummy Sidhu and Arwinder Bedi, he said.

     

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