Sunday, May 19, 2024
ADVT 
India

Punjab Polls: Jaspal Bhatti's 'Nonsense Club' Announces Special Tuitions For Voters

Darpan News Desk IANS, 04 Oct, 2016 12:54 PM
    Taking a dig at the mushrooming political parties and leaders in Punjab ahead of the assembly elections, the late Jaspal Bhatti's "Nonsense Club" on Tuesday announced special tuitions for voters.
     
    "These classes were the need of the hour. Each day there is a new turn of events. One day a leader is in one party, the next day he is in a different party and on the third day he's in another party.
     
    One day he's criticising a leader, the other day he's standing next to that leader calling him the 'saviour of Punjab'. The voter is highly confused," club-member Savita Bhatti said while inaugurating the coaching centre here.
     
    "Keeping this chaos in mind, the 'Nonsense Club' will give daily updates on which leader is currently in which party to the batches of voters," she said.
     
    Vinod Sharma, one of the founding members of the club, said: "There is a big rush. All batches are booked."
     
    "Keeping in mind the deteriorating mental health of the people, the 'Nonsense Club' will also distribute 250 grams of almonds to every student," said Savita Bhatti.
     
     
    She said that many animal scientists have contacted them regarding the 'colour-changing tactics' of our leaders.
     
    "We will be giving them all the information about our 'dal badlu' (Leaders who regularly change parties) leaders to help them in the detailed study of chameleons," she said.
     
    Sharma said that the club will also help politicians.
     
    "The leaders will be taught to play 'Snakes and Ladders' and 'Ludo' where they will learn how to identify the people who can bite them or help them to climb up the ladder in the current political scenario," he said.

    MORE India ARTICLES

    Punjab Border Area Schools To Reopen On Wednesday

    The Punjab government has ordered that schools in the border belt of the state would reopen from Wednesday

    Punjab Border Area Schools To Reopen On Wednesday

    Surgical Strikes Were Conducted Thrice During UPA Rule: Congress

    Surgical Strikes Were Conducted Thrice During UPA Rule: Congress
    Congress on Tuesday said that surgical strikes were conducted thrice during the party-led UPA rule but their government did not make loud claims in the interest of national security.

    Surgical Strikes Were Conducted Thrice During UPA Rule: Congress

    War Remains Elusive, Political War Breaks Out In Punjab Over Border Evacuation

    The ruling alliance, led by Chief Minister Parkash Singh Badal, is being blamed for doing so to take advantage in assembly elections to be held in Punjab and Uttar Pradesh early next year.

    War Remains Elusive, Political War Breaks Out In Punjab Over Border Evacuation

    Anna Hazare Condemns Kejriwal's Demand To Prove Surgical Strikes

    Anna Hazare Condemns Kejriwal's Demand To Prove Surgical Strikes
    I don't know whether Kejriwal has said it or not. But we should not mistrust the army. I will condemn those who speak against army or doubt the army

    Anna Hazare Condemns Kejriwal's Demand To Prove Surgical Strikes

    India has never coveted any country's land: PM

    India has never coveted any country's land: PM
    Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Sunday said India has never coveted any territory or attacked a country but made sacrifices for the freedom of others.

    India has never coveted any country's land: PM

    Anti-India Slogans Raised, Stones Thrown From Pak During Retreat Ceremony At Wagah

    Anti-India Slogans Raised, Stones Thrown From Pak During Retreat Ceremony At Wagah
    People seated in viewers gallery on the Pakistani side raised anti-India slogans at least for ten minutes, Indian officials posted at the Attari border said.

    Anti-India Slogans Raised, Stones Thrown From Pak During Retreat Ceremony At Wagah

    PrevNext