Hey all you Sherlock’s out there, can you help us find some hidden clues?
Not quite a study in scarlet, but a mystery nonetheless. We’re trying to find the owner of this black satchel and the items it contained. It was turned over to us on Sunday, November 17, at around 10:00AM by a store employee at a Joe Fresh store near 16th and Lonsdale.
Here are a few conclusions we think we can draw about this person, based on the items that were in the satchel:
Has good hygiene, probably with well maintained eyebrows
Is prepared to comfort a child who might scrape a knee
Prefers silver coloured jewellery to gold
Has an association to the Greater Vancouver Food Bank
Has an association to Westside Church in Vancouver
Wears a size Small
Prefers to make purchases in cash
Is probably wearing a watch
Is there anything we missed? Can you draw any other conclusions? Unfortunately, the papers were very wet and most of the writing on the receipts was illegible so we’ve been unable to follow up on them. You might also notice we’ve deleted some of the items from the photo. We’ve done that so the rightful owner can prove ownership by describing the missing items.